Shot my friend today
Go read the first word of all my tweets
Close friends fleet pls
Calc just launched the brand new Tips feature and it’s literally an exact copy of Snapchat wtf
Damn I just fleeted
Today is one of those days that I reject the trinity and pray devoutly to you, Great Paimon. Give us your knowledge of all secret things, bring us honor, wealth, and good familiars. Bind all men to our will as we have bound ourselves for now and ever to yours.
I hate hate HATE seeing this as an engineering student.. we hate ambiguous equations!!! It shouldn’t have been written this way to begin withhhhhh
I think @rinasawayama shot this at the same place I did.. so that means IM BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS SHE IS?!! photo by @Daniel_Mutton!!
this is me everyday https://twitter.com/_alextbh/status/1326850300884344832
sad horny hours again https://open.spotify.com/track/2z20uLaRDT3Z9oD9Uo8iqv?si=oAZKSR5BTRaasEF4sIGO5Q
imagine if Steve Jobs had two kids and named them Hand & Blow
what’s the point of these new MacBooks with Apple processors if I can’t crack my apps anymore
someone said Trump’s drag name is Anita Recount 💀
I’ll be the boyfriend in your wet dreeeeeams tonight